Miscellaneous: Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that...

By ss - 06/09/2011 13:17 - Australia

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 52 176

By bananaface - 16/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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You deserved it 32 188

By EwokLover17 - 13/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 636

You deserved it 41 983

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 21:53 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML

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You deserved it 2 692

By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 6 557

By jkmartinjk - 28/11/2012 04:58 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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You deserved it 33 065

By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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You deserved it 42 992

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 26 233

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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You deserved it 6 733

By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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You deserved it 32 040

fricknugget 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:06

wow. dont u usually take that off straight away?

flamegrilled123 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:06

Wtf the screen protector has a massive tab at the bottom

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morticia13 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:46

That happened to me too! Hahaha

lola1313 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:48

Haha!!! This happened to me when I got my iPhone!!!! Lol!

behorny 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:56

The same thing happened to me! But I didn't call in, I was smart enough to figure it out after awhile.

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:58

Happens to more customers than you know!

PinkFun1969 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:50

oh well at least it got fixed the sound will still be crap;-(

ast3150 13

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:59

dumbass

steelrain0811 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:01

Hello idiot!

cookiehearts 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:02

Lol that happened to me so don't feel bad

christyk26 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:05

Me too!!

clyons0501 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:27

Haha I work at best buy and the first time i sold an iPhone I thought it was broken when I activated it, so dont feel bad.

RockersRvng 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:49

lmao same here xD

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