Miscellaneous: Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that...

By ss - 06/09/2011 13:17 - Australia

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By bananaface - 16/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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By EwokLover17 - 13/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 21:53 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By jkmartinjk - 28/11/2012 04:58 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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fricknugget 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:06

wow. dont u usually take that off straight away?

flamegrilled123 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:06

Wtf the screen protector has a massive tab at the bottom

Comments

Bloodlvst 10

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:10

This is why so many people (myself included) buy into the stereotype that people who use Apple products have below-average intelligence

sunlovinmama 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:29

Yea we're all just retards.. Nurses, doctors, lawyers, engineers etc.. Dare we ask what your intelligence level must be to make such inappropriate assumptions and generalizations just because God forbid you have a different taste in phones?? That's not allowed. Must... Kill.... All... iPhone.... Users. How old are you? 3?

Hummbinger 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 23:09

#81, i think you just proved his point. You got all shitty and defensive as soon as he mentioned the stereotype. I'm sure many doctors/nurses/lawyers use PCs too, it's just a matter of personal opinion.

williamwheat37 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 23:31

I have an iPhone 3GS and an IQ of 124 put that in your pipe and smoke it like you did 5 minutes before making that comment

FarSide 22

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:53

Only a damn fool equates most popular with being the best.

davek 36

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:14

Apple, it just werks!

jenn131689 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:16

Omg I did the same thing and so did my dad lol I wanted to keep the protective sticker on until I bought one... Took me almost a week to realize because I usually just text:/

zeeni26 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:18

Lol that happened to me too I think it's a pretty common mistake

texas_redneck88 10

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:23

*facepalms* some people's kids. EPIC FAIL

yunapolaris 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:26

Lol! I had exactly that problem before. I didn't take the factory cover off cuz I was waiting for my case with screen protector lol. At least I found the where the problem was by myself.