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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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Signposthead 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:18

Your kids are robbers? Yes I do get it, I'm not an idiot.

lol69_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:40

That's unfortunate

Comments

LeStab 4

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:42

that sucks why you got to get a good security system

scateice 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:54

THE OP IS A GUY And YDI for assuming kids would steal you stuff. Only old people think kids are dirty rotten fudgebag stealers :) hahahaha

fckaduck 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:09

No one ever said kids don't steal, but older people do too, so all I'm saying is don't just assume it would only be a kid to do something like that.

iian01 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:40

HahaYDI go cut curt off ur dick and feed it to ur mom and than after that hang urself with somone elses dick in ur mouth TVS AND LAPTOPS ARE THE SHIT SO **** U

haweb 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:51

"It's like 10,000 spoons...when all you need is a knife..." Ironic is the only word that comes to mind. Get a nice guard doggy to protect the new electronics you'll now have to buy.

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:09

you should have put it in the trunk or hid the laptop in your room

supercu96 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:59

get a damm gun and shoot the crap put of the little *******....................................( are there mexicans in your town/city/ whatever? i think they did it..............)

DisposableHeroes 0

Friday 9 October 2009 0:34

Racist shitface

supercu96 0

Friday 9 October 2009 1:27

#26 dude if you live where i live then you would know. There are always bad people and good people like Bad Asain and Good Asain and Good Latinos and Bad Latinos, but somehow, most Mexicans are BAD. Im not trying to be rude but you know it's true and I know it's true.