Animals: Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing...

By cheaphubbyswife - 04/04/2009 09:19 - Canada

Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By yolonono - 04/12/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:08

1st - I feel terrible for your son! 2nd - I feel terrible for YOU for having to be tehre when he witnessed this. 3rd - I'd make your HUSBAND explain to your son exacty why he was too selfish to cover the costs of the basics adn why he didn't care about your son enough to do things right. Seriously. He disgusts me.

marykateex3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:16

...your husband didn't want to pay to fees AND he didn't even bother burying him? That's ridiculous. I agree with #3 - make HIM explain.

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King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:26

that's no way to treat a deceased animal who was named after The Prince Of Darkness!

Broc 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:35

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:00

Divorce? Hiding things from the son? WTF? Clearly, you should never get married or have children. Your thinking is irrational and you're too conservative, or afraid, to just tell the truth. If it were me, I would make the husband explain THE TRUTH. Not divorce. Sheesh.

brodizzle 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:36

Wait wait... he just left his body there? What the **** is wrong with him?

who_rollerpig 4

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:37

lol you made my day!! your husband is definitely a cheap bastard hehe

Dgarcia2014 13

Monday 9 June 2014 5:32

You sir, are a Grade A jerk. Truly.

heathcoate 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:42

Divorce.

B00_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:44

Well, now he has to pay for the shrink. I hope you ripped him a new one.

cyberhoy 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:44

you should have just thrown the dog in a garbage bag and let the garbage people take care of it

Dgarcia2014 13

Monday 9 June 2014 5:39

Your cold. Hope you don't have kids or pets. But you probably don't know how to use a shovel either. Or to give compassion. So maybe that explains why you're an emotionless pit of black.