Transportation: Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would...

By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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zachattack 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:44

Nice job. I bet you think you're TOTALLY HAWT and that all the guys want to look at you. Turns out only blind men do :)

jesusjr 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

i bet he didn't SEE that coming!

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That_Guy 4

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:25

your a dick

That_Guy 4

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:27

#34 i totally agree! hahahahahahaha

Zic_fml 7

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:49

Agree with #15, he didn't see you were talking to him, right?

Vonnick 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:00

Your ego is out of control. No one wants to look at you, so get over yourself.

Kyothine 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:29

Nice job. I bet you think you're TOTALLY HAWT and that all the guys want to look at you. Turns out only blind men do :) [#13] Win

yeahreally 6

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:36

that is one of the most ****** up things i've read...that is just too horrible for everyone involved

CrazedLeper 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:48

So you got a sweet rack but *you're* not used to it?

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:14

How much do you love yourself that you assumed that first?

Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:58

That'll teach you. Just let them stare at your bountiful breasts next time without comment from the peanut gallery.

Masta_Blasta 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:59

Definitely nothing to see... YD that one, cause you didn't see his walking stick.

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