Transportation: Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would...

By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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zachattack 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:44

Nice job. I bet you think you're TOTALLY HAWT and that all the guys want to look at you. Turns out only blind men do :)

jesusjr 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

i bet he didn't SEE that coming!

Comments

sukhdeep 4

Tuesday 18 May 2010 3:12

lol 6

safirestar09 0

Friday 28 May 2010 9:34

Well, I would guess the OP felt bad enough about it after she DID notice to post it on here, so...

LexRB 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 4:42

YDI u jackass! jerk

ecascio2010 9

Friday 5 November 2010 13:27

you shouldn't flatter yourself, and be more aware of the people around you.

cutiesaida 0

Monday 21 March 2011 15:27

it is not a big deal, you didn't know he was blind

lilangel93 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:07

wat if he had a gun and decided to shoot you? then what?

daeemann 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:45

Damn, you be a bitch. Get off your high horse. Women always assume some guy is checking them out and get angry about it. Sometimes men are simply not interested in you. So get over it. And don't assume, cause dumb stuff like this happens. You should have apologized.

hateevryone 14

Monday 27 June 2011 18:47

you didn't know he was blind until after he got up. don't be so hard on yourself. but i hoped you apologized though

Thunderstruck14 30

Tuesday 10 December 2013 22:14

Still, calling a stranger asshole like that is not cool. Why can't people just be friendly to each other and not call people names? Especially someone you don't even know. If you think someone is staring at you, even if they are, its still no reason to call someone an asshole. If someone tells you they love you then dump you for someone else the next, then you can call that person an asshole. But using that word on someone you don't know just because of what you THINK they're looking at? Bad move. Of course OP didn't know the person was blind, but it was still uncalled for.