Transportation: Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would...

By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 219

You deserved it 79 279

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 310

You deserved it 30 275

By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 497

You deserved it 6 861

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 471

You deserved it 12 789

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 723

You deserved it 6 928

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 856

You deserved it 2 604

By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 109

You deserved it 59 370

You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 734

You deserved it 3 964

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 621

You deserved it 3 699

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 794

You deserved it 5 270

By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 608

You deserved it 5 544

zachattack 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:44

Nice job. I bet you think you're TOTALLY HAWT and that all the guys want to look at you. Turns out only blind men do :)

jesusjr 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

i bet he didn't SEE that coming!

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Minstrels 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:48

Okay, as a girl, I will never get this. A man, who you will never see again, is staring at your chest. He might not even be looking at your chest, for all you know (as shown in this situation). Why be a bitch about it? #19 is right, girls flatter themselves way too much. I wish he'd smack you with that cane.

0___0 9

Friday 27 February 2009 7:04

person above; How is she racist..?

erneff 1

Friday 27 February 2009 7:32

haha, nice one.

arms_akimbo 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:02

Wow, 13,870 "you deserved that". Try being a little more observant next time.

Blackknight_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 17:16

Don't be such a bitch. Obviously if people are looking at you there must be something worth seeing.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 27 February 2009 17:50

HAHAHAHA. Just imagining someone saying "NOTHING TO SEE NOW ASSHOLE" to a blind man is making me laugh out loud.

bigrederin 0

Friday 27 February 2009 18:59

At least he didn't know you were talking to him.

hardcore_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 19:33

Can you not even tell when some one's eyes are focused or did he have sun glasses on (which is even worse)? Wow, hopefully this knocked you down a peg. Next time you think someone is staring at your breasts, repeat the following phrase until you calm down: If I only had a brain.