Gross and Transportation: Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed...

By herzausstein - 21/12/2009 22:36 - Belgium

Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 12/06/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By Great - 29/05/2015 12:13 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:11

Look before you sit.

MrMaD_fml 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:21

It's funny you mention that. Vomit has a distinct smell... hmm.

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Armin_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 15:19

#19 Bless jenever cities #20 I'm glad you're still able to laugh :D

AmeOwl 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:28

Well, now you know to look before you sit.

toastygoat 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 18:06

Why does no one look before they sit??

1990TD 6

Tuesday 22 December 2009 19:00

Hm, gelukkig was je al onderweg naar huis, maar alsnog: als ik op een natte stoel zou gaan zitten, zou ik meteen weer opstaan en een droge zoeken... ;-)

herzausstein 3

Wednesday 23 December 2009 18:25

Exactly what I did after I discovered it ;-)

_fake_ 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 19:03

Respost.

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 22 December 2009 20:42

Sorry about the vomit, but not sorry for you -- you are in Europe.

sugarnomoh 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 1:04

Okay that is freaking sick! Train people are supposed to check the seats after people get off... gross.

MooTaters 0

Friday 25 December 2009 1:22

People should also check seats before sitting down. Not that they deserved it, but I guess they will learn.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:49

Look before you sit. ALWAYS

tacoman007 2

Friday 1 January 2010 4:36

"Today, I was riding on a long train ride. Half way through, I began to feel extremely noxious and dizzy. Suddenly, I vomited onto the seat next to me. A man came in and sat down next to me in my vomit. After 15 minutes he finally noticed, and then began yelling at me for not telling him. FML."