Transportation: Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing...

By trainhump - 20/02/2010 10:54 - Australia

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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iRod 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:22

ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.

lezzyluver 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:23

well he's a creeper

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clux44 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:25

Today, while I was on the train, this chick kept bumping her butt into my crotch until my stuff got hard. It was a bumpy ride. FML

goldspeck 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:36

why do people have such a hard time speaking up?

XNEMESIS82X 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:51

bull!! u didn't say a thing to him?? don't feel sorry for u then, must have liked it!

deannacx 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:06

Ooh, sexy ;D

EatYourSpinach 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:47

aaand that is called frotteurism...

Miss_SD 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:48

u brought it on yourself. if u can't tell someone to back up then ur destined to have a crappy life... looking forward to reading many more FMLs from ur pathetic life.

lxclark 17

Monday 22 February 2010 3:06

Wow that is very creepy. I agree with other posters that you should've done something about it, but I guess I understand if you're a lady and some creepy guy has his dick against you.

00FireSong00 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:04

Um, why didn't you move?

KnFML 5

Monday 22 February 2010 6:01

Today I was in a train and the young lady behind me pushed her hot boobs against my back and made me had a erection and my penis poked the old lady in front of me FML