Health: Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air,...

By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By Alyssa Charlotte - 29/07/2011 02:25 - Mexico

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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Skittles_Rawr 8

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:09

Instead if the vodka, just sit back and take deep breaths. I have a horrible fear of flying :(

schnouttz 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:18

vomiting on your lap must be left for intelligent people.

Comments

vinuju 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:16

REally not a good thing to trust alcohol specially since its your first time flying and you got no idea how its going to turn out...and since you did puke, now you might as well have the remaining vodka, sit back and pass out..!!!! :D

b0ngs 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:16

They have barf bags for that.

groovied 1

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:19

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Justforlolz 14

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:57

She was nervous. Idiot. Lol.

dixiefoxx 22

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:58

Read the FML more closely. Idiot.

Torva_fml 16

Friday 20 April 2012 3:49

Oh, I'm sorry, some places aren't accessible via boat. Idiot.

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:20

Skittles vodka?(;

Birdie_Sage 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:26

Yellow is my favorite!

Birdie_Sage 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:24

Instead of drinking, enjoy the birds eye view from the airplane window.

perdix 29

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:31

She must be awesome on a two-hour flight!

WaSiSimiLang 8

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:33

Glug Glug Glug Glug... Durdurdurdurdurdur... Herpm! Mmmmm!! Mmmmm!! Erburpppppuuuuuuuuwwwwooooorrrrrrrrrr... Shit now where's my phone I gotta get this on FML... Imaginations sure run wild after looking at op's name...

Hypertudism 15

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:34

I don't think they should serve alcohol on planes. Just seems rather ..dangerous? I don't know how though.

Torva_fml 16

Friday 20 April 2012 3:50

Then why post? It's not dangerous... The amount of alcohol they serve is like... Well, hardly anything at all...

ingernh 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:35

Well at least it brought your attention away from the "fear of being in the air".. He he .. He

sammy_mojo 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:35

I'm not scared to fly but I do get air sick :/...and car sick...and sea sick...I'm sorry that happened OP, but hopefully you now realize that flying isn't that bad, or at least that you + alcohol + flying do not mix