Health: Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air,...

By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By Alyssa Charlotte - 29/07/2011 02:25 - Mexico

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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Skittles_Rawr 8

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:09

Instead if the vodka, just sit back and take deep breaths. I have a horrible fear of flying :(

schnouttz 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:18

vomiting on your lap must be left for intelligent people.

Comments

Trisha_aus 15

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:28

Listen to the awesome song turbulence! Or earthquakey people!! I'll still keep on dancinnnnnn

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:42

Anytime Alcohol Is Free Take It...The Way Flights Are Now I'm Glad Its Free...I Don't Drink Though...But For Sure FYL...

mikeymayhem_87 15

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:48

I hate flying. Mostly due to the ear popping and shitty movies we're forced to watch. Hopefully it'll get better for you, OP!

blackrose131 2

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:53

Ummmm... You can't be terrorized by a situation. You can, however, be terrified. Maybe they could pick up a book and learn some English to take their mind off of the flight. Just saying.

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:04

at least you picked vodka instead of rum and it was free, you'll get use to flying don't worry just take a book with you or a portable DVD next time it will help you forget you are flying

TylerDirty 15

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:29

Flying for the first time can be nerve wrecking, it will get better the more you do it :)

cookieking101 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:33

I love flying! I have no fear of flying :)

nadnerbz 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:54

What airline had free booze? That's where I'm flying for now on

hondawonderboy 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:00

Newb

rolls_royce 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:08

Well as a little bit of comfort maybe, the airplane will not break because of turbulence it is like riding in a boat you just can't see the waves of air moving making the plane bounce sometimes. The worst there is is an incompetent pilot. Really I am a pilot and aircraft mechanic. The biggest factor in crashes or just stuff breaking is human error and mostly the pilot.