By CrappyValentine - 14/02/2012 18:56 - Netherlands

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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eeeeeeee 5

That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).

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gingersnapper 0

YES! DON'T STOP! Now get the egg-beater...

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Sirin_fml 46

*whips Gingersnapper* *whips Averizzle* *whips fmivida1* Now go, and be fertile, my children.

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HeresReality 0

ydi for ebing so shallow about a $6 little card from target when you know he hates valentines day anyway

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purplemnm 9

*walks up to sirin, bends over, and waits* >.>

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Sirin_fml 46

*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass* Okay, I'm done, I need to be get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>

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Sirin_fml 46

*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass* Okay, I'm done, I need to be get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>

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bevobaby 0

LMFAO @ Gingersnapper.

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Sirin_fml 46

*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass* Okay, I guess I need to go get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>

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Tuptup_fml 0

Pulls out camcorder in anticipation of making a blockbusting pornography movie*

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purplemnm 9

aww no kinky time for meee ;(

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Ajjas013 6

And this is why Sirin is single. Don't beat me?

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Subrosawolf 0

beat me Sirin! ^^

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GeoThermalSleuth 0

That's is the most awesome Valentines day card ever. I would save that letter. And good for you OP. This isn't an FML at all.

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MadaZer0 8

Okay let me start of with... LMFAO!!! purplemnm got **** blocked by Saten... I mean Sirin... Ajjas finally made a joke I'm proud of him~ And I def did came...

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OmgGuessWhatChic 0

who else just had weird mucus just splurge out thier ass

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toxic10uhc 0

ewwww.... but anyway that is an epic win OP.

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

#93 your an idiot just don't talk. ever. bahaha

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MadaZer0 8

"bahaha" How the **** is that funny? What you think idiocy is a joke?! That just makes you more of an idiot than me. Think before you comment jackass.

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nnnnnnzzz 0

Your Life Is Average.

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purplemnm 9

@ 93 I also found that sirin stores her mod-hammer in my anal cavity I feel special -hugs self- ^_^

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Austino713 0

how is that an fml thats an awesome boyfried!!!

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MadaZer0 8

As you should purple... As you should :)

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OAudeamusO 0

You deserve it for pushing him to do something he didn't want too, besides that's absolutely hilarious! XD

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whataloadofbull 0

Y'all must be hella desperate to get virtual orgasms on a French news feed website.

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dudeitsdanny 9

... Is it wrong that I have a boner after reading this thread of comments?

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madie_hearts09 0

hey stop making weird comment some kids are on fml to!!

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Shystai 0

Your BF is awesome! Hurr

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purplemnm 9

why does my comment keep dissappearing and reappearing?

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drawmesunshine 17

Haha, that's ******* awesome!!

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2gether4ever 0

you should have been turned on by that. (;

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IzabellaBlack 0

Because you're so ******* awesome.

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Toxxic_Blackout 0

This is a YDI for bitching over not getting a flimsy, worthless card that will probably end up in the trash after he cheats on your with your sister's ex-girlfriend.

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Theo_fml 0

Sister's ex-girlfriend? Why not just sister? I don't understand what assuming her sister is a lesbian, or that she even has a sister, adds to your comment.

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sharpl916 0

I don't get why people treat valentine day like 'important for every person in the world and I would be extremely hurt if you don't give me expensive presents while I give you cheap home made chocolate.'

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I don't get why so many guys are anti-Valentine's Day. It's ONE DAY a year. Most girls I know aren't looking for diamonds or ridiculously over-priced roses. They just want their significant other to make a gesture that says, "Hey, I know there are a lot of other girls out there, but I want to spend the one day of the year dedicated to love with YOU." You have an ENTIRE YEAR to plan something. I will agree, though, that girls should do something equally nice for their guys.

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Averizzle 0

Well did you run down the street nekked?

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bridgette5866 0

That's the real question here. Your boyfriend is pretty damn funny.

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eeeeeeee 5

That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).

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ShadowzI 0

or just don't force valentine onto people? lmao that's a good one. I'll remeber it next time people ask me to celerbrate valentine.

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imcole 0

first "your life sucks" :) I waana be apart of that:P

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fmivida1 0

well nothing says happy valentines day like being whipped it the face with.......... skin? oh my.

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TheDaveCA 1

He is! and Hallmark thanks you too...

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