By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
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Attacksloth 33

What's with all of these sexless marriage FMLS lately? We need some aphrodisiacs up in here.

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Rinat_fml 26

It doesn't sound like she's trying at all to make the sex work. FYL indeed.

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mattrd_fml 31

sounds like it's time to get a mistress or a divorce.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Something tells me there might be some bigger issues going on. Marriage counseling may be necessary.

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rockwrench 18

Calling you a fuckstick makes me think shes pissed at you for something. So I'm guessing there might be more to the story?

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cainchild 4

whyzat? cause chicks are too aweet and inocent to be assholes?

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gabagabaheyu 10

perhaps you are better off jacking it than trying to stick it in that dragon on a wife.

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FailStaff 15

There are literally billions of other women out there, that's what the make "late-shifts" for

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EPIKxPANDA 13

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh lol

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anthony99 14

Sounds like you married Melissa from The Hangover

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ShadJV 0

Whether there is more to the story or not, that sounds like verbal abuse, especially when you're talking about something that is affecting your marriage. Maybe she's retaliating, maybe not, but for most people a sexless marriage isn't healthy. Either get marriage counseling or divorce.

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Algorithm 24

If you think calling someone "fuckstick" is verbal abuse, I'd like a one-way ticket to the planet you're from.

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JKPwnage 27

Might be time to look for a good divorce lawyer

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amberBueker88 7

Sorry to say but it seems like she may be getting it elsewhere... I know if I'm not in the mood I'll tell my husband to watch **** but that's only because I was having a rough pregnancy and am now recovering from giving birth... Before that we said it 3-5 times a day!

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