By Jesse from - 03/08/2010 10:21 - United States

Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML
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hawkmcge3 0

oh no! I couldn't keep a lanyard on ur finger they must hate u now

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I_have_no_clue 0

F our lives for having to read this stupid shit!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Sorry, but I fail to see how this is a life-ruining moment. Just go and get your keys! Problem solved. People have done a lot less intelligent things.

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knypny 0

maybe the neighbors yard was on fire

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grimspook76 0

Oh shit. You're keys flew into the yard? You're life is ******* ruined.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Or maybe the neighbor's yard consists of a giant pond full of sharks.

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MarkerofMagic 0

read what I replied to number 32

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Lounia_fml 8

You're retarded OP. Why would you try to act nonchalantly anyway? who did you kill before stepping out of your house..? And why is it such a big deal that your keys ended up in the neighbor's yard?

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randomviolet 0

so what if it went in thier yard it is not like they are gonna Chase ya with a chainsaw and kill you so ask them to give u keys back or run and get em

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rafiki19 1

oh never mind I read what that guy said. :$

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