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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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Kaination 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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shadow_child 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:54

This is the dumbest FML ever.

m5matt95 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:58

Funny as hell. Next time a girl tries to break up with me (never) I'm gonna just say no! hahahaha lolololololol

thisismyaccount 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:02

Lmao, say fck you! Buh-Bye!

meganick13 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:04

ok that's kinda not his choice so dump his ass again and this time bring a shovel so he knows u mean busness lol

undone1 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:06

Why is everyone assuming that he's an asshole? Maybe the OP just wanted to break up because they don't go well together, and the boyfriend wants to give it a little time and talk things through. It's an FML if the boyfriend is being aggressive or not giving the OP space, but if he simply doesn't want to get dumped without an explanation, he's certainly not an asshole.

catriona_cd 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:32

nothing to do with him being a good guy or a bad guy.. its not his choice. either way he is not showing ANY respect to the op. sure he can try to convince her but to say no to a dumping is pathetic. he can argue his case but she said no.... undone1, what if it was about sex. he wanted it she didnt and he did it anyway, i bet you would cry rape then.i know its not the same but it is the same principal..

nobln 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:58

yes, he is an asshole

yellowbee22 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:06

Run away!

GFLiE 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:29

run forrest run!

angelgurl 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:10

i have totally had that happen before. It's cute when you're together and he's crazy about you. Until you break up (or try to) and find out he's just crazy...

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 24 July 2009 11:12

...you mean saying no to being dumped is an option? Ffffffuuuuuuuuck, I wish I knew that. Maybe I'd have a girlfriend right now.

freshtastic 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:19

wow are you serious... it's your life and you control it tell that **** to suck it.

freshtastic 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:20

i put YDI cause you must be too awesome to dump :p

gosrisky 1

Friday 24 July 2009 11:21

haha can you do that???

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