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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Kaination 0

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

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randomoutburst 0

Hahahahahaha. :)

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hazelwolfeyes 0

#35 ******** STOMP! i laughed harder at that then this fml...^-^ you made my morning...

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voveraite 7

M13LO, you are such an amateur. If you want real trolling skills, go see jandersonii's posts.

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M13LO 0

Lol I know but people still telly XD and I'm going to look at that guys post right now

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divineinstrument 2

How can you honestly say that jandersonii is a good troll? He's awful!!! He posts the same woman-bashing shit on every single FML, and expects us to actually find it funny. Just no. I don't actually see any decent trolling thesedays

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Fire_lights 0

LOL, no? That's not a 'no' kind of thing. I hope you gave him an odd look and walked off.

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mystomachurts 3

How is this an FML? Unless you are spineless and let ppl walk all over you. Be a strong assertive woman and tell that asshole that he is no longer a part of your life-- And thats that! And if he protests- tell him you will get the police involved, because it sounds like you do not stick up for yourself. Its sad that you found this entertaining and posted it on a website. No boyfriend of mine would have a chance to tell me "No" after I got done breaking up with them. Because I really stand up for myself and make it clear why they are not the person for me anymore. Act as if he never told you "No" and just start giving him all his stuff back. Be a strong assertive WOman.

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17xVampx17 0

Why do you idiots assume this makes him an ultra control freak. Obviously it hit him pretty hard and he can't easily deal with it, maybe he thinks he can work things out. This isn't a fml it's more like fhl, he obviously loves you. Either way, epic win for him standing up for himself.

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amyrenee2413 0

happened to me more than once... with the same guy!!!

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catriona_cd 0

this is so not a fml. FCKING GROW UP.. what are you 15 or some shit. Who gives a fck he said no!! what are you going to stay cos he said no? i cant help but THINK, for some nagging reason in the depths of my mind, that your still with him cos he said no.. i hope im wrong in saying that. Try standing up foryourself :P

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cheer_leader247 0

why would it matter what age they are?? becuz they are 15 they arent people?? i HATE how on every fml there is sum stupid person making a comment such as, "how old are you, 15??" it is assinine and rude to judge someone becuz of their age

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cheer_leader247 0

point proven.

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McLaughlane 0

Do NOT let him tell you no to this. Be strong and tell him that it's over. This has happened to me too, and the guy wound up stalking me to the point where I almost had to get a restraining order. Do not let him walk all over you, just walk away.

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