By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 14:05

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 792
You deserved it 1 104

Same thing different taste

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Taking "kill them with kindness" too literal, I see.

Borrow some scissors and knife from her. Possibly a stapler and paper shredder.

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pacman490 21

That's what you get for acting like the well-adjusted human being you really are

How did you manage to mess up that badly lmaoooooo

So pretend to be accepting a phone call... Give full description of co-worker... Whilst you walk out of their hearing range....

That's awesome! Use it to your advantage (:<

GreenSkiesBlueGrass 8

did everyone clap afterwards?