Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML - FML

By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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By StickyPickles - 17/09/2015 02:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

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Can't help myself

By NotLearning - 18/01/2023 14:00

Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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Where did everyone go?

By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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By Noname - 29/01/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:02

Be my friend, OP :(

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 20 February 2012 19:24

I had a friend once.

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derkster 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:46

I used Angie's List :o

geod69 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:56

Forever alone

jad07 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:03

Oh i'm sure you'll find more than a friend there, you'll be luck if your "new friend" doesn't tie you and never let's you go

sweetzombie88 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:04

Been there. I have social anxiety though so I have a hard time meeting people due to the fact that I can't go to places where there are multiple people I don't know.

Mackenzie99 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:41

I can be a friend ;) lol

jillybean555 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:48

Well, if there was someone despwrate enough...

pickles2012 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:04

Ill be ur friend:)

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:07

if they ask you to get in a van without windows. run

ABillOnFire 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:26

I had friends once, it was awful

destinydias 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:41

Aware it's okay I'll be your friend??

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