By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Spicy
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
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flashback.miss 28

That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?

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Saddyohh 13

Don't wear panties... Problem solved.

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lazygirlWOW 9

Looks like you tripped up

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KinkyCurly 13

It's ok you're still an awesome wife for trying.

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CasualCalvin 13

Sweet thought. Be more careful next time?

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Brando23 13

You deserve it for trying to have sex before marriage

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bach2121 13

It's the thought that counts

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Did you copy and paste this comment from the first page? C'mon man next time be more original. Smh

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kayteakay 26

I'm sure he loved it! And bruises make you look tough.

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spikekutter 9

stop deleting my comment!its a ******* song! get over it!

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olpally 32

That's one way to ruin the mood. Lol. Hope you enjoyed yourselves later on after the pain went down. No biggie.

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