By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Spicy
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
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flashback.miss 28

That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?

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Saddyohh 13

Don't wear panties... Problem solved.

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spikekutter 9

hollywood ***** passed out on the floor im sorry but the parties over

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Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

how the **** do you trip over your own panties and almost dislocate your shoulder?!?

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alycion 38

Been there. Get tangled on ankles. Take a header. Land weird. I'm accident prone. I did it getting changed out of my bathing suit.

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kayteakay 26

How the **** do you become such a bitch?

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Meowingtons500 18

Honestly I think she may just be new around here...

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buckdharma 37

# 15- Ssshh, It's Victoria's Secret!

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spikekutter 9

hollywood ***** passed out on the floor im sorry but the parties over

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perdix 29

Good thing you don't need your shoulder for birthday sex. It would have been a disaster if you dislocated your ****** and it hid behind your spleen.

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TheDrifter 23

That would make for a horribly awkward entry angle wouldn't it?

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RedPillSucks 31

Guys just take it as a challenge

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DocBastard 38

Most strippers are covered with bruises and other various lesions anyway. You'll fit right in.

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Juneyah1017 9

All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe!

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NagainaFier 16

And I want a pony for Christmas, but I guess we all just have to deal with a little disappointment, huh?

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saidoh_fml 26

Sorry 22, but the 2Chainz reference doesn't really work here.

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hellphone_fml 37

OP I have tripped over my jeans and fallen down stairs while wearing them, its ok we all have our clumsy moments. Next time just start naked.

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Ari1337 15

it isn't really a striptease if you start naked...

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awkward_panda 8

I wonder if that's why my dad had no under wear o.o

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RedPillSucks 31

Not something you should know, and definitely TMI for us.

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cottoncandymango 17

I'm sure he still found your attempt sexy. :)

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