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By OzzyWannabee - 20/02/2015 08:12 - France - Issy-les-moulineaux

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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Hey

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By Dave B - 25/11/2011 06:59 - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By NickDrakeFan - 29/10/2013 01:57 - United States

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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Friday 20 February 2015 14:00

Well, at least you tried!

SaharaZinc 14

Friday 20 February 2015 14:04

Think of it like this, those people will never see you again.

Comments

ArkNon 6

Friday 20 February 2015 14:45

Aw, keep trying, OP!

buckdharma 37

Friday 20 February 2015 14:47

If your username is a clue, I'm guessing you said,"ALL ABOARD, HAHAHAHAHA!" It could work...

conman531 23

Friday 20 February 2015 15:45

I basically said the same thing and people were hating on it...

conman531 23

Saturday 21 February 2015 1:49

I'm not paranoid. The FML community is weird

ashtic 20

Saturday 21 February 2015 10:50

... Paranoid! :D I see what you did there...!

netflixislove 32

Friday 20 February 2015 14:47

At least you will never see those people again

photographer49 22

Friday 20 February 2015 17:21

#17 some people take the same bus everyday for work or school.

UhHuhHoney 20

Friday 20 February 2015 14:58

I really hope you weren't listening to that one song that goes "I ain't ****** with yoooouuu" lol

russfml 31

Friday 20 February 2015 21:21

Me too those are terrible lyrics

Miss_Whipped 43

Saturday 21 February 2015 22:49

I dunno. I really got into that song. It makes me laugh every time. I can't take myself or that song seriously.

thuglife69420 6

Friday 20 February 2015 15:05

"DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!"

WeLikeIke 23

Friday 20 February 2015 15:12

It's better than staring at the bus driver awkwardly!

150493x 29

Friday 20 February 2015 15:18

I feel your pain as I'm really shy and awkward. I hope it doesn't damage your efforts in building up more confidence. Keep going!

a1_z9 10

Friday 20 February 2015 15:18

Well at least you tried to communicate! Most buses I've been on the drivers are utter miseries because the passengers are too. You could make it your thing, a new song every trip!

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 20 February 2015 16:08

Being shy sucks, I also have major shyness issues

Tarlachia 33

Friday 20 February 2015 16:20

I wonder, were you N'Sync with the bus driver and belted out, "It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you..."? If the driver replies with the next line in the lyrics, it's a blossoming romance for you two!