By SweeT - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
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pzzzz 0

so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too

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chinitabonita 0

were you wearing a watch?

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24788 6

lol, pick up lines only work on certain girls and that's if they've been drinking. Most girls don't want to be treated like they're in a porno.

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Norse 0

What kind of Porno are you watching where the guy starts it off by asking what time it is?

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Thatguywhotrolls 0

Rule 34: If it exists there is **** of it. No exeptions.

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Xuphra 0

Oh I see... you must love hentai. try this: www.danbooru.donmai.us Get laid btw.

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spoo 24

you tried... first step to success, and often the step that removes most people who want something

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Alexgoesfml 3

That is a stupid reaction, unless you did it in a stupid way or something. Why on earth owuld use that as a pick up line, more importantly, why use pick up lines at all.

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MissyWissyKach 0

"Hi. Do you know what time it is? I might be late for my Meeting." girls: " Yea it's __:30" You: Oh. I have time. Can I buy you girls some coffee?" That could have worked

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xKagex 0

mabey make sure you're not wearing a watch when you ask. :P

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MissyWissyKach 0

he can he just says it stopped working

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Rewiinded 0

Atleast you made them laugh, which is always a good thing ;)

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