By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
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sodawater19 0

how do you not see the window is down? thats more of an FHL for having to wear an eye patch

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xkaokaox 0

She should poke you in both eyes just for being stupid :[.

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paleknight47 0

Awe dude... LOL that sucks... Eyepatches suck;)

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randomxtremely 0

First!!!!! And u deserved it for trying to pull a prank on ur gf. Girls don't like it

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GrammarFailure 0

how the **** do you knock on windows to accomplish something like this?

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hysterical 1

um.. like a lot of other people said, how'd you not notice that the window was down? I mean, even if you couldn't tell by looking (in which case you reallyneed your eyes checked), you would probably be able to hear them talking.. if she was with her friend, they were probably talking and you should be able to tell that there wasn't a window. >_>

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jazzthefirst 5

i think this is wat happened.... ok so make a fist with ur left hand, now, stick ur thumb out foward a bit more and look at it (ur left hand) see? its plausible that the thumb can hit her eye but why didnt he c dat the window was open? BTW if i wer her i would like chase him until he falls and then i'd poke his eye... a pirate couple

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blinkingstarlet 15

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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umfmylife 0

how the he'll does your thumb hit her eye? how did you plan to bang on the window...?

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