By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
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sodawater19 0

how do you not see the window is down? thats more of an FHL for having to wear an eye patch

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xkaokaox 0

She should poke you in both eyes just for being stupid :[.

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Serafie 0

If you're banging on the window, why would your thumb go first...? Wouldn't the bottom of your fist logically hit first?

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mylifeisFML56 0

# 2 already said it best...

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

#43 Naturally you would turn and look when something unexpected pops out. Of course she faced that way.

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998thehat432 0

She deserves it for bein a lesbo with that chick or bisexua, or wahtever. *****. You teach the bicth a lesson, mega man!

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caspian_fml 0

#47, i think by girlfriends he means friends. But great job hahahaha

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that_guy01 0

Usually a little light bulb goes off and says hey, this window is extremely clear and dull, something's not normal.

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geetface 0

If i was her i'd dump you for being dumb enough to think the window was up

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marz88 0

"Today, my bf tried to startle me by banging on the window of my car. He didn't realize the window was down, smacked me in the eye, and no I have to wear an eyepatch for 2 weeks, FML" Also on another note now it will be easier to give her the angry pirate hahahaha XP

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