By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
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sodawater19 0

how do you not see the window is down? thats more of an FHL for having to wear an eye patch

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xkaokaox 0

She should poke you in both eyes just for being stupid :[.

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emolove2369 0

Hahaha, thats really funny.

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lnm701 0

How can you not tell when a car window is down? FYL for being that dense, but really, FHL for having to wear an eye patch.

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rukusrazor 0

GAAARRR! (The Navy Seal is on their way...)

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Silhouette_fml 0

Hey man, you should be happy about this, now you get to have sex with a pirate! Well, that's assuming she still wants to sleep with you...

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BigLord 0

When you **** her don't forget to yell "ARRRRRRRR MATEY!" And yeah, FYL, people who vote YDI never have noticed how transparent a glass can be :/

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blinkingstarlet 15

UMM...fyl for posting this. u wasted everyones time 19...

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Star89 0

That sucks so much. Nice Job Smooth Operator

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