By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
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sporty1200xlr 6

You would be a fun friend to mess with.

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olpally 32

That toester just trolled you... Lol. Toester-1 you-0

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COOL__Coal 12

21 you should probably come inside and learn how to spell.

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flipfloperson 5

I hope OP didn't eat her toes!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I read a R.L. Stine book that involved a monster eating your toes if you hang your legs out of a kiddie pool.

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dustbunny416 0

No, I had a waffle. But thanks for asking!

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b0ngs 7

woah calm down there captian cannibal ;)

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tswizz 13

OP, you have way too much time on your hands!

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kodinbug 2

If this is what you do with your time maybe fine more important things to do like.. A job or a life.

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fymother 13

Do you have a particularly violent toaster? ;)

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mtrrace 4

Those toasters can be pretty frightening

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RochelleRedvines 8

One does not simply stay calm when the toaster pops.

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