By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock
Same thing different taste
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Shocking!
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My home hates me
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Freakout
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Constant surveillance
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No smoke, no fire
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Brain melt
By coco1234 - 09/03/2020 12:35
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Maybe you are the luckiest op in the world and your toaster is The Brave Little Toaster! What I am saying is your toaster tried to leap into yout arms.... Joke failed
You know your joke is a failure when you have to explain it before anyone replies.. Haha.
This is why I don't make toast anymore. Every time it goes off, I spazz out and hit something.
You should try going outside and playing badketball
Does it really matter If you jump or not?
You were to nervous waiting for it that your freaked out when it popped. Just chill!
If you're that easily mentally programmed by objects, who knows what other mindless things you do that people have taught you. There is still hope. You can de-program!
sob sob sob . . . I'm not the only who does this . . . I'm not the only one . . . *tears of relief*
Points for trying!
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You would be a fun friend to mess with.
That toester just trolled you... Lol. Toester-1 you-0