Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's...

By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 834

You deserved it 45 990

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 027

You deserved it 5 192

By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 613

You deserved it 5 787

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 822

You deserved it 2 260

Bathroom police

By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 075

You deserved it 6 950

By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 716

You deserved it 6 477

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 532

You deserved it 3 990

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 897

You deserved it 1 927

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 974

You deserved it 1 445

Never engage with psychos

By Foxy17 - 16/08/2020 20:01

Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 861

You deserved it 384

By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 853

You deserved it 52 662

beaukuhn7 0

Monday 19 September 2011 23:27

why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???

lopezoliviajane 12

Monday 19 September 2011 23:26

More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.

Comments

Sailor_Stars 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:15

Was it Justin Beiber?!

arkid24 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:19

That could go different ways...

Snookie85 19

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:21

Damn, these days ya just never know........Damn, these days ya just never know........

FrogInTheShadows 15

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:21

I get mistaken for a boy in the wrong clothing. But when I was younger I was called a boy with a dress on

jkhben 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:28

No one would purposely go into the wrong bathroom, that would be embarrassing. You needed to mind your own business!

GirlTalkxx3 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:49

heeellllooooo, girls have boobies!! was it that hard to figure out?

ImFineThanksYou 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 3:24

You forgot that some girls are extremely flat that they can't even fit a bra... Which sucks.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:52

you're a dumb moron. YDI!

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 20 September 2011 3:01

51, why not just use a less offensive word? seriously.

Alvocezz 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 3:04

I would have said you deserved it except that there is a girl that's in my chemistry class that I thought was a guy for the first three weeks of school.