Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's...

By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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Never engage with psychos

By Foxy17 - 16/08/2020 20:01

Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML

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By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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beaukuhn7 0

Monday 19 September 2011 23:27

why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???

lopezoliviajane 12

Monday 19 September 2011 23:26

More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.

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laurenlolo5 0

Monday 19 September 2011 23:44

people should just mind their own gd buisness

laurenlolo5 0

Monday 19 September 2011 23:46

People should just mind their own GD business

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:08

Would you like it if some douche came in the bathroom with a camera and record you in the can?

kelis_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 9:29

Who said she had a camera?!

ClingyOtter 4

Monday 19 September 2011 23:46

Why didn't you just ask for a Driver's license/I.D/whatever in the first place?

SummerFever 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:02

It's not necessary to provide an ID to go take a piss.

gymnstemily92 0

Monday 19 September 2011 23:47

Urmm...

GrammaticalNazi 2

Monday 19 September 2011 23:52

Wow, the 'girl' OP was arguing with has had a terrible week, so far she's already been kicked in the crotch and told she's boy.

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 19 September 2011 23:56

There was only one dick in that incident, and it sure wasn't on the person trying to enter the bathroom.

nuttyclorox 2

Monday 19 September 2011 23:56

why would you even argue about that? there must be a point where you realise she's being serious about going to the right bathroom.

PandaSmile 24

Monday 19 September 2011 23:58

I bet you ruined that poor girls day. Meanie

crazy_whitechick 6

Monday 19 September 2011 23:58

Something similar happened to my friend...

twisted54 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:35

Well good...:)

shazza26 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:01

You think your life sucks!? What about the girl!

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