By anon - 27/07/2015 04:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sleep is an amazing thing, don't interrupt it

danceinconverse 25

Wow, I'm thinking he's going to regret that when he's fully conscious. Hopefully he'll make it up to you!

Comments

Use you mouth next time. That will kill your face away from his elbows.

"keep" of course. Hate autocomplete.

Uhh maybe he really is just too tired? If women can say they are tired and refuse sex, why can't men?

You didn't really have his consent. Even if you guys are together, you should still ask if something like that is okay first.

if a guy done this he would be getting called a creep/weirdo

clickme 17

YDI for maintaining that childhood impression that sex is more important than sleep! Lmao. J/K I sleep hard too and say and do all kinds of things that I never remember when I'm awake. I'm certain he is sorry for that

Please try not to molest your boyfriend in the future. It'll be better if he's awake for it anyway. :)

You'r doing it wrong. To the same his up to sex properly, his elbow should not have been able to reach your face.