By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

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Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.

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that_band_nerd 22

You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?

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Kamon97 23

See women this is what we have to do for you

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SouthernLady12 13

Yes because pushing a child out is so much easier.

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buckeyed 20

Shaved balls look even weirder to me than hairy ones.

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MrSassypants 33

Well, now I know #11 waxes his balls for women...

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Is he old enough to have hair on his balls?

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Rainhawk94 27

You have a baby face, you have no hair, you're a kid

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Kamon97 23

I shaved I'm not a pig like you >.>

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Mossears133 15

You say that as if women never wax downstairs. As if it's not more common for women to do it than men.

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hayjay2000 8

1. We have to have periods every month of our lives until we turn around 50 2. We get to bear the children 3. Society tells us we must wear makeup and do our hair but if we want to wear "too much" we are doing it only for guys and we are fake 4. We STILL shave down there as well 5. We have slightly less equality (obviously it is way worse in other countries but in the U.S we lack a few things and there are a bunch of jokes and comments about women and also abuse towards them) So you can shut up now.

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Nooblah 15

Girls get to wear make-up if they're ugly, if you're an ugly guy, well then you're ******.

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crankawank 19

The whole "makeup is not masculine" thing is also a result of the patriarchy, though (which, by the way, was put into place by men).

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elcee1987 18

You don't do it for us. You do it so you can get more action...

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buckdharma 37

You can feel them all you want op. They just can't feel you back

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challan 19

your wax was way too hot, OP! It should never burn at all. spend the $40 and have it professionally done.

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spoo 24

does that come with a happy ending?

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buckeyed 20

19-Depends on how much you're prepared to tip.

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JMichael 25

Only I get the happy ending 19.

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cryssycakesx3 22

there's many reasons it would burn besides being too hot.

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flufee2 27

The wax was probably not too professional...

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ilovefall10 21

I never understood the appeal to putting wax on private parts and ripping off the hair. Of course it's going to hurt like hell.

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Enslaved 36

I truly appreciate a guy that goes all bare down there-- However, there's no need to wax, a very close clip with a trimmer will do too.

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EmpireCityRay 13

Great method of clearing the southern shrubbery, wtf the weed-whacker never came to mind? lol Stick to a bic razor.

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JMichael 25

Stick to shaving bro.

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Liamc620 10

No feeling is better then the feeling you had before.

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djkazic 5

Plenty. My girlfriend had preferred things to be a neatly mowed lawn rather than an Amazon jungle. Eventually she changed her mind and wanted a bowling alley. Hence waxing.

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