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By anonymous - 09/09/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2015 16:06 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By doggybag - 24/09/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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rattusrattus 18

Sunday 9 September 2012 12:07

You can walk and chew gum at the same time. You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.

Legendslayer222 26

Sunday 9 September 2012 12:08

Keep practicing, and maybe one day you will prove them all wrong!

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SS 31

Sunday 9 September 2012 12:53

Hey, don't be too harsh on OP. His/her dad probably didn't believe OP could chew and walk. FYL

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Sunday 9 September 2012 22:10

And he was correct.

mikeofthunder 13

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:05

You must be impressively stupid for your dad to question that hardly-skillful act ;) And since I'm impressed, take that as an accomplishment :D

nikkinurse 10

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:12

Why wouldn't u be able to walk and Chew gum at the same time???

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:18

Aliens.

TBelle4Ever 15

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:23

One does not simply chew gum and walk at the same time

jdb241 9

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:40

I'm not sure what's sadder. That you had to prove it or that you failed

DocBastard 38

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:49

It's better to be thought a clumsy oaf than to trip over your dog and prove it. Hm...somehow I don't think the adage goes exactly like that. Ah, hell with it. It still works.

AholeCop 11

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:53

It's better to pretend you're actually chewing the gum, than to open your mouth and prove your not...

afropuffjake 9

Sunday 9 September 2012 22:08

But that would have only been more embarrassing for OP...

kickass1stbase 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:50

That reminds me of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody

SeepingSarcasm 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:01

Was this before or after you gave him the $200 you owed him for your previous bet?

dino_cookie4 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:14

That basicly means you cant walk and talk.

AgaveLoco 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:20

And that is a challenge?

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