By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 20:17 - United States - Canton

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
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HandaPitler 1

One down. 99 to go

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lolfood 24

Better to have no man than a shitty one.

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theycallmekitty 13

My cousin is older than you and just got married last month so don't lose hope! Maybe you will meet a fellow cat owner now!

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interesting33 36

This is true! And there are SO many celebs and comedians too who are wonderful but single.. Benedict Cumberbatch, Jon Richardson, Stephen Fry etc :) I think Colin Morgan might be single too and Wentworth Miller but not sure :)

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Lizardgirl 7

Leonardo Dicaprio :)

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HortonThelephant 15

The traditional custom is one cat for every year.

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kevinhenning 4

As long as you don't get 20 cats like some other lonely people

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razzledazzle21 23

Who said she's lonely? Just because you're single doesn't mean you're all alone, family and friends help quite nicely with that!

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Angio113 10

Psh, who needs diamonds; cats are a girls best friend. (:

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seriouslygenuine 10

Gotta start somewhere

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Joshwarrior 39

hey if its a kitten you can't really stay mad, they're so cute.

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alligator729 15

At least you're not like deathly allergic to cats or something, making this FML 10 times worse :O

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MGITSWFTC 17

Just wait, in five years you'll be spending all your money on cat food and eating nothing but yogurt as a girl spies on you from your skylight and writes terrible things about you in her diary

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mansen 15

harriet the spy! ??? if I remember my childhood books correctly. But I may be wrong. Age has made my memory....what?

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Stefanie88 24

I guess I missed out on that book :/

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Jaxx66 21

wow, makes me think back on fond memories... but now that i really think of it. she wasnt a very nice kid. LOL

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sexyserendipity 1

Well,I'm single too,and much youger so if you are cute and smart..maybe we could...

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