By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

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Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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manekineko_fml 0

Haha, aww. No one here is going to admit it, but you're not really that weird -- a LOT of women don't ****** from intercourse alone, it takes mechanical aid! ;) It's not necessarily men's fault or your fault... it can be really hard for some women to achieve ****** even on their own

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spiceonice 0

hey the showerhead rocks. don't be disrespectin

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rxysurfbum07 0

LOLOL at #2. That just made my day. "Why can't you be" by Third Eye Blind. Enough said. Anybody? Anybody???

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eyebrowz 0

yeah I've been with this guy for 2 years and have never had an ****** (ever!)...so it's possible... I might have to go get a shower head too!

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mattmag 0

If this is because of your appearance, exercise and wear makeup. If it is because you don't communicate well, work on it!

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Kitty34_fml 0

A lot of women have never orgasmed, it's normal. And most of the time, a showerhead/vibrator ****** is better than an ****** given by someone else.

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Kitty34_fml 0

And for people who are saying she hasn't had an ****** because she's too ugly to have a boyfriend or something: that's not necessarily true. All men and women are different. It might be that this woman just isn't able to reach ****** easily. Or all the men she has been with aren't aware how to do it for her. It's not necessarily because she's ugly/fat/stupid/lazy or whatever. There are TONS of women who don't ******. Hell - your girlfriend probably even fakes once in a while. Google "How many women fake orgasms?" The answer is usually 75% or more!

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