By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

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Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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dragonmystik3030 0

10 has all ready been reported. yeah that sucks is it a case of no good man or just no men at all

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BigLord 0

Man...... that sucks hard. I feel so sorry for you :/ At least most of us get gifts for our birthday...

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ChefBoy6382 0

congratulations on your ****** and birthday

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lostathome 0

35? In all of these years, you've never taken time out to try and give yourself one until now? You sure as hell aren't going to have one with a man if YOU don't even know what you like or how to do it.

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takemeaway10 0

LOOK, shower heads don't leave you in the middle of the night, or wake up next to you and push you out the bed. Shower heads don't give STDs or forget to pull out! Enjoy it!

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ellameno 2

I gave you a "you deserved that" for waiting until you're 35 to ********** properly. That's pathetic.

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MyBloodSings 0

Wow. I mean, I can't even...Wow. Um...Yeah. But, you know, just out of curiosity...What kind of shower head did you use? >.>

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hurr 0

Sad, but at least you got your first ****** for your birthday =). That's a pretty good present, in my opinion! Talk about the gift that keeps on giving.

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Endymion_fml 0

What, you didn't try to get one before this? What are you, lazy or stupid?

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