Miscellaneous: Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 952

You deserved it 36 646

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By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 360

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 512

You deserved it 13 123

By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 058

You deserved it 2 859

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 362

You deserved it 716

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368

You deserved it 98

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By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 311

You deserved it 238

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 096

You deserved it 14 776

By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 777

You deserved it 52 176

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 433

You deserved it 6 734

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 935

You deserved it 4 351

evaki1 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:32

That FML cracked me up. Get it? No? Okay ;(

miserypoison 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:28

Every action has a reaction my friend.

Comments

GothicAngel17 24

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:44

Those apps look fake as hell anyway. Oh well. YDI for doing something so pointless.

Il_Maestro 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:09

OP's cracks look pretty authentic.

Quinn32 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:54

I actually have that app for my phone and it looks pretty good...even if you don't throw your phone.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Monday 11 June 2012 3:46

For some strange reason I read #37's comment as "OP's craps look pretty authentic". Boy did that confuse me :D

Il_Maestro 6

Monday 11 June 2012 7:51

From experience, that shit looks authentic too.

MuseFan1991 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:49

why would you want to make your phone look broken?

duckie227 22

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:12

For ***** and giggles?

GrossedOut12 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:33

Why not?

happle 21

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:35

The man with a knife through his skull is still smarter than OP...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 11 June 2012 0:50

To provoke the irony gods.

i2smart2trick 15

Monday 11 June 2012 5:41

Well its all ***** and giggles until someone giggles and *****. :)

coolstorybro6969 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:52

Maybe the app just works really well

TattleTale 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:54

Don't you see that the app's purpose is not to make the screen looked cracked? It's to prank people like you into breaking their phones. So it actually serves it's purpose as a prank app pretty well :D.

FMLshark 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:57

It's the app, just very high definition and far too realistic.

abouttosleep 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 13:19

Since you already help developers to increase the making of those stupid apps, why don't you try to check for an app that repairs the damage for you...