Health: Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my...

By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 13:50 - United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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CathyCraaazy 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:22

Painful .. but YDI for trying to straighten your eyelashes! For FUN?

amerwin 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:23

Try your pubes next.

Comments

AmandaLee2320 2

Wednesday 13 April 2011 0:19

'Swrong with you?

FYLSLOWLY 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 0:19

Idiot

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wednesday 13 April 2011 0:30

I want to say you're the dumbest person alive, but I know that in a few days someone will post something even dumber.

hurray4jmk 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 0:37

You're an idiot. Your parents ****** up with you man.

Leo518 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 0:41

how stupid are you?!?!?

jenna5960 7

Wednesday 13 April 2011 1:04

The short bus just pulled up outside. You better get on it.

Skatejock21 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 1:05

Wrong answer! They're both sad. Who's crack are you smoking? ... and who in their right mind straightens their eye lashes... aside from all the smart people who curl them, you're the idiot who straightens them... here's a heads up; "hair straightener" hence the word 'Hair', not "eye lash straightener", yeah it's hair, but it was designed for the hair on your head, not your face.