Health: Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my...

By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 13:50 - United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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CathyCraaazy 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:22

Painful .. but YDI for trying to straighten your eyelashes! For FUN?

amerwin 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:23

Try your pubes next.

Comments

lizzieislovely 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:39

I'm sure by now you've gotten the picture that that was an utterly retarded thing to do. But i still have to click YDI. Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

Chazyj 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:43

how very retarded of your self :p

docscientist 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:45

When I read warning labels I often think, "Who would actually try this?" Thank you for answering my question.

pinkdisco 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 20:34

LOL exactly what I was going to say. What an idiot.

wafflesgirl24 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:46

LOL you moron... eyelashes are already straight! xDDD oh well... everyone does some moronic things! : D

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 12 April 2011 21:34

No they're not-they're curled. They just have eyelash curlers to curl them more to make them stand out...that and nobody would be dumb enough to try to straighten them.....oh wait.

Calliekinz 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 23:56

Since when are eyelashes straight? I never knew this. Guess my eyelashes are pretty abnormal then cuz their curled.

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 13 April 2011 0:12

Not everyone's eyelashes are curled. Some people have straight eyelashes.

chomoma 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:47

110 & 173, ur ******* dumb. not everyone's eyelashes are curled.

endora914 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:47

hopefully you stay out of the breeding pool, cause we really don't need anymore morons such as yourself on this planet.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:54

What #30 said. OP you are a retard beyond all reasons.

TraceCase_ 19

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:45

Oh, I'm afraid it may already be too late. We'll be spraying our crops with Gatorade before you know it. OP: Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives.

JennaMarie420 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:50

umm try an eyelash curler to make them look longer

nexismyname 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:51

you're giving me bad ideas lol

cookiemonsterluv_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:59

haha, me too!

mintcar 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:54

It boggles my mind how incredibly stupid you are.

apology89 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:54

Does this qualify to win a Darwin award?

Time2spare 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 20:32

I believe op deserves one. :D

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 21:50

nah. she has to actually kill herself in the process of doing something this silly.

hockeyrocks39 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:11

Yeah she has to die but I'm sure she's not far from that. Next week OP's Mom will be posting FML about OP trying to blow dry her hair in the bathtub to save time getting ready... dead OP=Darwin Award

TraceCase_ 19

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:53

You don't have to die to qualify, but you do have to lose your ability to reproduce. Perhaps OP will win the award when she takes the advice given on here and straightens her pubes. You can do it OP! I have faith!