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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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Luvbug1985 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:35

Dump her... Because I feel sorry for HER if u are considering dumping her for such a retarded reason. Seriously, dump her, shell be better off... **** show her this FML and she might thank u for saving her from an ass like u

thisgirl2u 9

Friday 10 December 2010 9:36

OP please do your girlfriend a favor and break up with her, she obviously doesn't realize how much a douche you are. You don't have to buy someone a gift to show you love them but if you contemplating ending a relationship just to prevent the need of buying a gift... OMG I'm so angry oooh the raaaage >:( Ok I'm all better now. Asshole.

thisgirl2u 9

Friday 10 December 2010 9:43

you're*

mountneer 0

Friday 10 December 2010 10:58

calm down, did you remember your pills?

Pb25797051 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:37

wow the gf probably wants something over $700

Coccinelle_fml 15

Friday 10 December 2010 9:37

did you seriously expect sympathy for this?

freethepigs 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:39

more like fhl

eryn13 5

Friday 10 December 2010 9:41

ass

lisaloise 3

Friday 10 December 2010 9:41

Submit this on FHL. Not here, mann. K?

kweenbitch 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:42

your a pos.

ck0251086 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:45

dump the bitch

Monii_Harlz 11

Friday 10 December 2010 9:46

WTF is your problem!! u don't love her if your gonna dump her over a Christmas gift !! Wtf is wrong with you? seriously!!

bkenney 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:46

OP, I hope you get a nice dick up your ass on Christmas morning from "Santa"

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