By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
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GoingLesbian 0

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

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sure_burt 5

Pros and cons. I think the pros would outweigh the cons. Shelling out some cash vs loneliness, you choose!

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happycrappy 0

Does she not give head? WTF? Buy her a "how to give head" DVD and next year you'll be buying her a ring.

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banana_buddy 6

No see the problem with a "how to give head" DVD is that soon after you'll have to buy her the "how to give ass" DVD followed by the "how to do the Alabama hot pocket" DVD, the list will go on until OP goes broke.

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nessaface25 14

Wooooww what a freakin cheap ass. U don't deserve to have a girlfriend. So what u would dump her on valentines day, anniversaries and her birthday?

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LiveLauglove 0

I was thinking the same thing! douche bag. like seriously? that's the saddest thing I've ever heard a man say. he takes the cake on this one.

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TwoInTheBush 0

I did the same thing, but over prom lol, I regret it now tho :/

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TXCandy 3

What an Asshole! with ur cheap self!

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goatmanjizz 0

ur a champion wait till she gives u urs tho . I got my gf a deck of cards 2$

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