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By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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Chrisboy93 2

Tuesday 1 June 2010 12:34

Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!

Primus_fml 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 13:47

Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.

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My2864 1

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:35

25 - NEVER make fun of a girls weight ... theyl end up crying 3 years straight...

blankettt 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:56

Thank you, pendatik, now I don't have to waste my time, as I was thinking this exact same thing.

crazyweirdo101 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:58

Seriously if it's sucking that much and your only doing it for her don't do it

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:01

Wow your girl sounds like a real bitch. If she can't accept you for who you are, dump her ass. I hate girls like that; she'll be screwing someone else in no time.

temptation_a_zz 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:02

I think she was just trying to tell her boyfriend that she loves him the way he is. She is probably aware of his frustration with trying to lose weight and this was her way of telling him she loves him regardless.

penguinazul 13

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:18

I'm with you pendatik. Why is it okay for guys to be a bit overweight, but not girls? I'll never understand that. OP, I'll be your girlfriend and love you whether you're flabby or not. It's not about the body, it's about the person inside the body. Besides, "flab" is more comfy when cuddling/hugging anyway!

GamerGoddess 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:20

u need a new gf. yea we all like a man with nice abs, IMO it's the sexiest part about a man, but if YOU want to change ur body, do it for YOU - not her. ur gf should be with u bc she loves all of u. heck: my bf is fit but he has a small tummy and I still think he's the sexiest man alive

xXLeeLeeXx 2

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:27

simple solution for happiness = dump her :-)

natural711 6

Tuesday 1 June 2010 19:09

changing urself to be loved more by another person isn't right I think u need to part ways hun

Flinlock 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 19:22

Only read a few of the comments but looks like some pretty good ideas have been posted - Do slower situps with weights and a wide range of motion, lots of protein in your diet, and do some running to slim down a bit so your abs really show.