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By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 812
You deserved it 5 227

Same thing different taste

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Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!

Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.

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mona_is_here 10

GF is a bitch. you can do better OP.

dugumit 0

if u want washboard abs here is a NFL trick "sprints" try 15 reps 3x a day along with crunches and traverse hanging abominal lift. now cut out the sugary carbs try some complex carbs, get a decent whey protein no a weight gainer and start eating lean protein. btw if a body like that meant so much to your girl then why is she with you and not someone like that.....think about it.

ASA5G 2

Snap a rubber band on her cooch. it will definitely shut her up. (i heard that on another fml. i wouldnt actually do that)

wow everyone says it's mean but I think it's really funny!! flabbyy lol jk

next time just point out one of her flaws that she's embarrassed about. bet she won't do it again

you're sweet but at least she's honest. keep working on it. the fastest way is to do cardio, the more sit ups you do, the bigger your stomach will appear because although the underlying muscles grown, the layer of fat above it remains. all the best!

sargent94 0

OP, you're awesome in my book because you're at least trying to be healthy. Keep working on it and don't get discouraged, good luck bro.