Health: Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat....

By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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By AkaiKitsune - 27/08/2017 04:30

Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML

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By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 02:46 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at the gym, but because I've been coughing for 3 days straight and nothing is helping. Now every time I cough, it physically hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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Asshat

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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By lk07 - 23/04/2019 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML

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Funday is canceled

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 16:00

Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML

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Saturday 24 March 2012 2:09

Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.

agm77 9

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:03

Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola

Comments

sailoroftheseas 7

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:10

Take a few Benadryl, but not too many, man I learned my lesson on that one, I was out cold for a week

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:14

Ah, but the way you feel after that sleep... Amazing! :D

sailoroftheseas 7

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:19

Very true!

aaahhhfire21 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:16

Well stop bein a pussy ass and drink some water

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:19

Someone's angry...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 24 March 2012 5:06

Congratu-*******-lation for being the only human in the world who doesn't get sick and doesn't know the feeling of suffering with illness. Hey anyone can talk shit from behind a computer screen. How about You chop off your testicles and eat them, pussy.

katcot99 11

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:17

Oh gosh I'm so sorry! I could never imagine.

desireev 17

Saturday 24 March 2012 6:50

Sweetie, I looked at your profile because your picture caught my attention. (For some odd reason.) Lol But you spelled "Nazi's" wrong... It's not "Natzi's"... Just thought I'd tell you...

PussyPredator 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 8:53

Lol it's funny cause she's talking about grammar too.

DontForgetMe4 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:57

I'm pretty sure katcot was being sarcastic when she wrote "natzi's".

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:19

Time to take some medicine and sleep until you feel better!

truehitman2010 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:30

drink some water?

florido_fml 10

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:30

Eat ice cream

yeongji 31

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:33

Rest, drink lots of water and take medication. I was just in your shoes a few weeks ago, but along with a fever and stuffy nose to make it even worse.