Intimacy: Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout...

By Dooh - 17/01/2012 23:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

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By not as jacked - 30/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 09:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 23:01 - Netherlands

Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML

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Work it!

By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, my man said, "If you get more sore from your workouts than from having sex with me, I’m gonna cry!" Uhm… I do serious weight training, and in bed we both enjoy the missionary position, so… sorry for your ego, Honey. FML

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AmyPacheco 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Well I hope you stay loyal

UsEumYong 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:47

Ohhhh Shes in for a nice visit ;)

Comments

badass243 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:59

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asoke 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:03

Tenga cup time!!

StephenJameson 2

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:04

Your testosterone will level back out when you get off the steroids(only reason your test is thru roof) and start your post cycle.

ICATiger 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:26

He never mentioned anything about steriods??

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 10:03

But we know who's on them at least ha

groundzeromma 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:06

Yeah this ignorant **** don't know shit about working out, testosterone levels naturally increase on an excercise regimen. And yes I know, I'm an Ammy MMA fighter and also work with a personal trainer.

jmashini 13

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:50

2nd that.

MsMindblowing 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:07

i really dont get this fml...

MotherHen88 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:12

That's because you're an idiot.

MotherHen88 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:22

Has this FML blown your mind?

HandsomeRatch 20

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:24

Boy works out a lot. Boy is horny because of the working out. Boy wants sex. Girlfriend lives on other continent. Boy can't have sex with girlfriend. Was this so hard to understand?

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:30

24- it would be hard if your parents dropped you as a baby..

ChaosAngel17 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:45

@24 apparently everything according to 16.

msjoyfull84 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:43

Dropped? Or thrown against the wall?

burninnapalm 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:38

47 - I actually Lol'd at that

abethehonest 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:18

so thats why I've been feeling that way...

RensM 22

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:25

She is already your GF, why change? is she one of those nagging woman that see men as a project to change? But is you think it is worth it... ********** that is why arms are long enough to reach your dick

MzViKki 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 10:02

Thats y arms are long enough? Lol :)

newmandotcom 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:44

I have t-Rex arms. Luckily my dick is long enough to reach my arms.....

xyris_fml 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 7:07

You're the type of guy that just lets himself go once you're in a relationship aren't you? I don't know about you, but I keep myself fit not only for my boyfriend, but for myself. It's healthier and easier for everyone, plus a confidence boost. And I won't be completely ****** if he dumps me.