By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Mirorbo 26

Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~

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MudPuddleMica 0

"She thought it was an earthquake"

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redoxy_fml 0

If it was an earthquake why would your sister run out a few minutes after you started your work out. why scream and wait a few minutes?

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alexxss_fml 10

lmao! I could just picture it!!!

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devilyy 2

"Gained A LITTlE WEIGHT"? Uh-huh,Okay if you say so.xD

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Sooniztimmy 0

We all exaggerate, gained a little weight, I weigh only 120, I bench 250, I only play video games once a week, I get numbers whenever I go out, I have a 8 inch penis, I own over 200 pairs of shoes, im not drunk, it was the alcohol that made me have sex with him/her.

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honestlove11 0

maybe she really did gain just a few. she could have been very fit andlet go for a few weeks. why jump to conclusions and be all judgemental.? at least the fml isn't 'today, I realised I sit on my bum and eat hohos too much all summer, and now I'm too fat to go to the store for more. I'll mope and munch a Twinkie. fml.'

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ChrissyRawr 0

"Why the **** is there a whale jumping around while listening to Cher!?!?!?!?!?!" Sister win.

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devilyy 2

Little* stupid iPhone x.x And anti-flood xD

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marquisallover 0

just keep doing you and as for your sister one day there will be a real earthquake and you will be fit enough to run while her on the other hand will just be @#$%^&

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Arsonnist 3

Well good luck and don't stop. If she's just being a jerk, it will pay off soon. If she really thought it was an earthquake, at least it will be fun making her freak out.

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ken12317 7

LIFE SUCKS huh but i think your sisters just being mean ignore her

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twinny_sc 13

YDI for scaring your little sister

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