By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Mirorbo 26

Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~

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MudPuddleMica 0

"She thought it was an earthquake"

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jaybird9 0

that's effed up dudeee

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itak365 4

ゴジラ!!!!! *panics.* Seriously, though, Op, what your sister implies about your weight doesn't matter. She's a little sister, for Christ's sake.

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danii1996 0

u shud totally get bak at her and lose all that weight!!!

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thisismeFMLing 0

So that's what caused the earthquake in Fiji

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jt525 1

hahaahhaahhahaha epic fail dude. if you were a girl, you totally deserved it, coz what are you doing out of the kitchen?

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KingdomQueen23 0

73- you sexist basterd. you failed. badly.

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xxJORDISxx_fml 4

I nearly died of laughter at least your doing something to lose weight

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