By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Mirorbo 26

Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~

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MudPuddleMica 0

"She thought it was an earthquake"

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Jimboom 11

Try running on the front of your feet, not the heels. Unless you have a very poorly built house then you should be able to do that without registering on the Richter scale. And you know... stop eating all the cream pies in site fatty. Good luck with the weight loss.

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seahorses4eva 4

^ I agree. Mostly with the good luck...I'd leave out the 'fatty' part. :)

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dingo353 0

Same thing happened to me except I fell through the floor and landed on my sister and she exploded. True story!

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PokemonTyrant 0

awesome story! is your sister okay now??? lol

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Averizzle 0

I mean she kinda exploded.. I don't think she exists any more.

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Amy_1995 0

I'm with 5 on this do it out side or go to the gym.

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tpike1296 11

"YDI for being fat"...(lady walks on the stage and whispers something in my ear, and then walks off) "Ladies and gentlemen...I have just been informed that I am also fat!" (walks off stage, sobbing)

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shuzzykenz 0

LOL!!!!!!!! i totally busted out in a laughing fit at that one (':

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perdix 29

That could happen when "Buns of Steel" meet "Thighs of Thunder!" It's like a seismic Perfect Storm.

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Instablend 3

Lol'd. Very clever, perdix.

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nwtngrl820 0

just stop eating...jk kinda just don't eat asmuch

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fudawee 4

Hah. That happened to me. Except I thought the big woman upstairs fell. It was actually an earthquake.

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quinz 4

Don't worry. It could just be that the second floor isn't too great for jumping around. *reminisces about the times with about 30 kids all practicing a dance with tons of jumping on the second story of a building, making the floor shake*

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