Health: Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video....

By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By skinnyguy23 - 10/09/2014 22:40 - United States - Briarcliff Manor

Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML

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Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:16

Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~

MudPuddleMica 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:14

"She thought it was an earthquake"

Comments

squareloki 1

Friday 16 July 2010 11:32

fail thread. how do people think this crap is remotely funny or true?

hagans 0

Friday 16 July 2010 21:22

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ohhhhhhh that's sucks for you

Raquelbby 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 3:56

LMFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG !!!!!! I THINK I PEED MY PANTS ....I LITERALLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS JOKESSS.... OMG THIS MADE MY DAY !!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

LaurenIsaHobo 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 7:32

Omg stfu people. My cousins live in an apartment on the second floor, and there like sticks, like seriously maybe 80 pounds, and when there just walking they make it shake. Especially running. So get a life and stop making fun of fat people. There doing nothing to you at all, and "there killing my eyes" or something like that, is not an answer because your eyes obviously still work if you can read this comment. Kthxbye.

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 8:35

sorry OP! good for you to exercise and get healthier! seriously!

IsayTruth 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:19

Wow u were exercising so hard it caused an earthquake!!!

Rat_On_Crack 0

Monday 19 July 2010 3:19

thats right fat ass get a life u bitch go lose weight and stop taking so much room on this planet

LaurenIsaHobo 0

Friday 23 July 2010 22:14

You will never accomplish anything in your life you bum.

Consequences 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 11:41

she needs to learn proper earthquake safety.

kimmiebubimi 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:35

I don't wanna sound dumb or anything. but are you supposed to be outside when there's a earthquake? is that even safe?

Cathrin 26

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:14

Safer than being in indoors when the building could collapse as a result, especially if you're in an area where earthquakes are rare so houses and such are less likely to be built with them in mind compared to more earthquake-heavy areas.