Love: Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend....

By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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By itsjustemcee - 02/02/2016 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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Mystery

By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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Memory loss

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML

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wyleanda 18

Monday 1 February 2016 23:11

your great grandmother has a side man.

cheesyfeet2001 31

Monday 1 February 2016 23:11

Still a better love story than twilight.

Comments

MrKento11 12

Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:02

Ler her live young and stupid. As long she does stupid things, she might still be young.

MadJessTic 29

Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:21

Go Granny!! Lmao

my2centsworth 15

Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:48

It's sweet that you visit her two days in a row.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 2 February 2016 5:05

It's sweet that that's what you took from that.

scottishoatmeal 22

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:00

Grandmas got it goin on

sillygirl247 14

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:01

Shit how's that a FML? Let her get some

christge1beast 17

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:04

Can someone please explain why this is ok and encouraged? I don't know all the details, and granted she is 90, it might not even be a serious thing, but isn't it generally considered unfaithful to have more than one partner? If so, why does it suddenly become acceptable because of her age? I'm genuinely confused, and perhaps someone could explain this to me. Thanks!

FSGInsainity 15

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:10

She made it to 90. That alone is worth bragging about, and at that point, you can do whatever you want. You just blame it on the fact that you're old.

ismedrage 17

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:13

There is no explanation, internet just works like this. Personally I believe gender or age should have nothing to do with this. A 90 year old man probably wouldn't receive as much upvoted positive comments, neither would a younger woman. I think many people want to say this but are scared of down votes.