Animals: Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to...

By random - 13/05/2013 15:06 - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

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By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2016 00:35 - United States - Nottingham

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML

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By targetlove - 10/01/2010 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2015 21:52 - United States - Tupelo

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

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tommyfox 19

Monday 13 May 2013 19:57

Those bees must have been pissed.

Damian95 16

Monday 13 May 2013 20:14

Come on now what's all the buzz about? All this hostility stings and its buggin me. Lets bee nice and just focus on how stupid this pun is.

Comments

rg350dx 29

Monday 13 May 2013 20:01

Foreign object in toilet? Pee on it. Well at least you didn't shit on it.

bocefus 6

Monday 13 May 2013 20:04

Bet those bees stung the piss outa you

Ambiguous404 6

Monday 13 May 2013 20:05

Looks like urine a lot of trouble! Hope your grandparents aren't too pissed off

360Bryce 2

Monday 13 May 2013 20:11

What a Shitty place for those bees to call home!!

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Monday 13 May 2013 20:18

Omg, cover your junk and run!

jimmycrac 2

Monday 13 May 2013 20:23

FYL because not a single man with an aiming device can resist a target already in the bowl or hole, in this case.

1lowscort 8

Monday 13 May 2013 21:17

being a guy, I couldn't agree more. They put targets in urinals for a reason. Urinal cakes, same thing. something to pee on. A big wad of to at the bottom of the outhouse is a great target, but what is that other object down there? I better pee on it and find out! Yes.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 13 May 2013 21:17

It's true. There was a company that made stickers shaped like flies to put in urinals. Apparently it significantly cut down on messes because guys just can't help themselves and aim for it. In other news, a bar I used to frequent used to put ice in the urinals. The game was to drink as much beer as you could hold then see how many full ice cubes you could melt with your stream.